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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
So I know after reading this you will all be asking the question "Is this guy an idiot?" I would like to think not, but just remember, the world is full of idiots and the odds are pretty good that I could be one. Guess what, I don't give a shit. For 2 months my ...
Post subject: Re: Jello filled blow-up doll??  |  Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:14 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Jello filled blow-up doll??
You know, if you boiled some water and poured it over it, it would have come right off... Jello dissolves in hot water. Almost-freezing water from the garden hose would just make it set harder...
Post subject: People who suck  |  Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: People who suck
... My neighbor goes off on us for writing ASSHOLE on the Chinese peoples' garage door accross the street. After telling him that the first people I would suspect is us, it wasn't us! Just because a lot of shit that happens around here might be connected to us doesn't mean EVERY GOD DAMN THING IS! ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... and apparently they did because they were all looking at me as if wondering "what the fuck was that?" Fearing that the authorities would be calling the spazmat team on me I tried to hurry up and unload the rest of the shit. I got it all out and grabbed the shopping cart, the last ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
Here's another stupid experience. The very next night after the Iron Maiden party we were booked to do a show at the cedarwood dome. I would have to say we were a little burned out from last nights concert, working on a few hours sleep and having to go to work that day. But all is good, it ...
Post subject: This is really fuckin bullshit!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: This is really fuckin bullshit!
... my bank because they don't show 2 transactions on thier records. So I call the bank. Guess what, it's all automated, if I spoke spanish I'm sure I would have had better luck, but since I don't I had to jump through a bunch of hoops to even get a response. After many attempts and pushing many buttons ...
Post subject: No doggy land  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:38 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: No doggy land
... food scraps, unused or broken musical equipment, road cones, desks, office racing chairs and yard waste, and you have what most civilized humans would consider a dump. But to top it all off, a PISS BUCKET! Fuck yea man. The problem is, the dogs. Even though they loved digging for unkown treasures, ...
Post subject: Laundry 101  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Laundry 101
... can alter the amount of baffledness. First off, I seem to lose underware and socks over a period of time. Where do they go? My first suspects would be the dogs since underware and socks seem to be a prize possesion of thiers. But they're not in the yard or anywhere else so I'm assuming they ...
Post subject: Orna"mental" fur tree  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Orna"mental" fur tree
... I've actually forgotten about. But here's one more that comes to mind. OK, what do most guitarists and bassists do with thier old strings? One would think the appropriate thing to do would toss them in the garbage. But add the equation of alcohol, a touch of creativity and a big fur tree and ...
Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... a Mexican jumping bean. Nevermind that he lit up the entire room with an orange glow and could give you a sunburn from twenty feet away. Now that would scare the hell out of me! When I asked them if they were worried about this getting out of control they responded, "well, we were a little ...
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