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Post subject: Stupid fucking radio  |  Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Stupid fucking radio
... bullshit to no end. You're asking "why the fuck don't you just turn the damn thing off, dumbass" BECAUSE THE ON_OFF BUTTON DOESN'T WORK!! THAT'S WHY, DUMBASS! I just couldn't stand it anymore so I headed to Car Toys to find a new radio. After reading all the reviews about this place ...
Post subject: ATM blues  |  Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:17 am

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: ATM blues
... Parking has become a real bitch at my job. I have to get up earlier to get a parking spot, so if I'm going to hit the cash machine on the way to work I have to get up even earlier. This means jumping out of bed when my alarm actually goes off. It sucks. So I race to the cash machine, put my card ...
Post subject: Big fat majority  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Big fat majority
... I set out today on a quest that I've been putting off for too long, knowing that I'll run into a multitude of frustration. I need a new pair of work pants, painter pants to be specific. I have always been able to rely on my one stop store, The Whistle Stop, for all my work clothing, at the dreaded ...
Post subject: Piss-bucket-be-gone  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Piss-bucket-be-gone
... the paint cans and oil bottles that I hid in black plastic bags, er, I mean accidently forgot what was in them. I figured I'd just play dumb, it's worked many times before. So I back my truck up, put my gloves on, lower the tailgate and grab the handle. My thought was if I just ease it over the ...
Post subject: Grocery shopping SUCKS!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Grocery shopping SUCKS!
... the old ladys are retired, and it's also pretty obvious that all these young mothers with fidgetty little kids running all over the place don't work, SO WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU DO YOUR SHOPPING EARLIER, so I can get in and get out after working all day, go home, piss, relax, and have dinner at ...
Post subject: Going too fucking slow?  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Going too fucking slow?
... the Iron Maiden party we were booked to do a show at the cedarwood dome. I would have to say we were a little burned out from last nights concert, working on a few hours sleep and having to go to work that day. But all is good, it aint fucking raining for once, we've had a few beers, so let's rock ...
Post subject: Laundry 101  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Laundry 101
... in one spot. All I have to do is dig out what I want to wear from one location instead of searching through the closet or dresser. That's too much work and I aint got time for it. But there's a catch.......the underware and socks have to be at the bottom of the pile, otherwise they end up in a ...
Post subject: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Survivor aint got nothing on these two clowns!
... a kick out of burning a few twigs here and there.....maybe an empty beer box or two, but one day they decided to light the mother load. Now I'm at work and they know what time I get home and were fully confident that this fireball would be out in time so I wouldn't suspect a thing. They threw everything ...
Post subject: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:36 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!
... (and I'm pretty sure I'm not, though I have my moments), I would go out and spit on all the grocery cart handles, lick all the keyboards at work, sneeze in an elevator full of people, cough all over everything without covering my mouth and wipe snot rags all over every door knob I could ...
Post subject: Another fucked up thing  |  Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:35 pm

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Forum: Randall's Bitches  |  Topic: Another fucked up thing
... god damn thing twice!! Of course it's after hours and they don't seem to understand returning email messages so I'll have to call the fuckers from work tommorow and hope I get ahold of them before they ship 2 god damn hitches out! Why does everything have to be so fucked up all the time? Update: ...
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